Stellar Trek 2 - Update

Well, we have a beiginning and an end and were currently on with the middle!
We know exactly where we are going with the story and were perfecting how to tell it!!
I cant wait to see the CGI once its finished!

Filming is scheduled for the end of January and we expect, as this film is expected to be bigger than Stellar Trek (1), it should take about 4 - 5 full days to complete (Not consecutivley)Stellar Trek was 3 days, with an expected release date of May - June. (CGI and Editing is labour intesive, especially when you have a full time job aswell!)

As co-writter and director, (Camera operator and editor!!!) what I can tell you so far is that it will be filmed in the conventinal Luke.S.Film way, which is where the film dialog never  follows the script!!! We do it this way because as I can hope you see by the first Stellar Trek, as long as we sit on the storyline the dialog always flows and in most cases (as you can see on the outtakes) always has us in stitches!!!

Were going to keep this blog updated with production news.

As always - 'Watch this space!'

L J S

A.R.S.E

The Association of Research and Space Exploration is a department connected to Stellar Fleet.

Gag Reel

Enseign Frank Harry

Location Born: New America on the 3rd Roonian Planet

Rank: Enseign

Likes: His Hair 

dislikes:  Short people with disproportioned hands

Favourite thing: The unbreakable prongs of his GHD comb 

Corporal England Yank

Location Born: Aperture Laboratories

Rank: Corporal

Likes: Flat bread with sliced tandorian Due Dragon 

dislikes:  The noise that his quarters door makes, why can this not be fixed?

Favourite thing: Traversing the the snowey rocks of Mount Twattybollocks

Lieutenant Angelina Umlaut

Location Born: 6th ring of Neptulia

Rank: Lieutenant

Likes: Chowmarian soup and fresh bread rolls

dislikes: Spillage of cold milk on the morning 

Favourite thing: Making puppets from pipecleaners and doing small shows for select crew members

Admiral Genitalia

Location Born: Iciouse mannor, Hethius Region

Rank: Admiral

Likes: Horse Riding bare backed accross the Hethius planes 

dislikes: Unstability within the Omecron settlements 

Favourite thing: Handbags and shoe shopping on the classic streets of London

The Film

Now fully completed and uploaded onto youtube.

Please comment either here or on youtube.

We want your feedback

Laws of the A.R.S.E

1. Do not iterfere with the development of any alien race unless they really need help
   in which you may accept a bribe.

2. Do not tell undeveloped races about interstellar spaceflight

3. This does not apply to civilians and if they decide to piss an alien species off
   there is nothing we can do about it.

The Unified Coalition of Worlds

The Unified Coalition of Worlds, to which Stellar Fleet and the Association of Research and Space Exploration (A.R.S.E) belong, is a treaty drawn up after the end of the Tremblay War.

32 planets and planetary systems so far are members of the Coalition and it is growing rapidly.

If you are a member of a society on a world that is not a member of the coalition, please contact us using a futuristic form of communication.

Watch this 'space' for Stellar Trek 2!!!

Stellar Trek 2 is currently in pre-production and is looking to be an explosive adition to the Stellar Trek series!!!

New costumes, new characters, new story line, new effects, new weird jokes, new inconsitensies and the same quality acting!!

I dont want to give too much away but I can promise a bigger and better installment!!!


Keep checking the blog out for more production updates!!!!

Lieutenant Vorn

Location Born: Vegania, AKA - The lost planet of the hairy faced motherlickers

Rank: Lieutenant

Likes:  Blowing folk up, pissing and bitching about being a vegan

dislikes: Meat and captain Quirk

Favourite thing: Being a right nasty sod

Status: Deceased

Vorn, the only Vegan in Stellar Fleet, joined the association as a recommendation from his father, Comendant Enzelhein Hengorman who is Vegania's ambassador to Earth.

His excellent mind for medicine and anatomy would prove to be a great asset to the coalition during the Tremblay War

Commander Desmond Facey

Location Born: The Noo man sector

Rank: Commander

Likes:  White people

dislikes: Racist black people

Favourite thing: Sampling the delights of the common world ladies on a Saturday afternoon whilst slurping down the ale of the estranged Bot smocking folk.

Commander Leroy Facey

Location Born: The Yaa man sector 

Rank: Commander

Likes:  Reggae Reggae source covered chocolate balls 

dislikes: White people

Favourite thing: Being a racist 

Lieutenant Paul Andre Checkout

Location Born: USS Cleckhuddersfax during the Trembley war

Rank: Lieutenant

Likes: Licking the melted underside of a Tiberian Oreo.

dislikes: Suspicious rug munchers

Favourite thing: His small pet Frog Umadao, he just loves those Sanfarian Mud flies!

Lieutenant Tracey Stock

Location Born: Forest of the never ending light 

Rank: Lieutenant

Likes:  2 thirds of the Sweedish gay boyband Aynell

dislikes: Gavin the 3rd member of the sweedish gay boyband Aynell

Favourite thing: Playing hide and seek on her own  

Commander Eric Elai Eastwood

Location Born: The back ally of Thursday lagoon

Rank: Commander

Likes:  Lieutenant Janey Umlaut

dislikes: The warm froth of a fire waezel's saliva

Favourite thing: Turning left

Lieutenant Janey Falconridge

Location Born: Distance vector 4.7 offset from the omacron sun of the Beam nebula

Rank: Lieutenant

Likes:  taking long simulated walks on the holodeck and collecting a random variation of twigs

dislikes: Stepping in holographic, simulated dog poo, takes hours to wipe off then realised there was a simple  computer command to remove it from said shoe. 

Favourite thing: Slapping slime balls in the face

Stellar Trek

Enseign Deinstag

Location Born: The City of Z, Aopheal 9

Rank: Enseign

Likes:  The visualisation of a smooth Lcars screen purring beneath her finger tips

dislikes: Gravy

Favourite thing: The fur of a classic white furry snood 

Commander Jezabel Fox

Location Born: Eeejar 4 lesbian mining facility

Rank: Commander

Likes:  Chewy chewy with sticky paper

dislikes: over stretched stretch armstrong

Favourite thing: The soft paw of an Andorian monkey stroking her hair

Captain Barry Quirk

Location Born: Huddersfield, Earth

Rank: Captain

Likes:  Dissecting andorian mud worms whilst acting admirably

dislikes: Incorrect attire on the bridge

Favourite thing: a pencil which his father gave to him as a child

Status: Alive

Captain Quirk has had a very colourful career in Stellar Fleet. He is one of the first ship commanders to attempt to cross the 'Great Barrier' to see whats on the other side in his very first command. As captain of the USS Merrydale NX - 1066 (Decomissioned - Successor in construction) the ship was deemed 'Beyond Economical Repair' when he returned to 'Stratus Station' after making his attempt, but the man of adventure he is, he yearns to see whats on the other side!!!

Stellar Trek 2

The writing and planning of Stellar Trek 2 has begun.

The sequel to Stellar Trek 1 will hopefully be completed by mid 2012.

Here's the links for Stellar Trek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-sZEep2PuA

Stellar Trek Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC4frXQ6_pE&feature=related

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